Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
I really need them to be in a video game or movie where they set out out save the world after a take over of robotic toddler’s invades and tries to drain their planet’s resources
This duo comprised of part combat specialist and IT genius is their world’s only hope.
Someone make this a thing..
OMG the baby is too cute
😊awe his cheekkks
They are adorable
Dear White People
dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME
Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland.
If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first.
Damn it lol
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
Oha. Not finished tho.
watch ya mouf.